That stupid cat was drooling at the window and making wierd noises, I went to look and he was watching my neighbours cats, Miss Tiddles and Tommy going at it like knives.
Anyone want a kitten?
GO ON MY SON, MAKE HER SQUEAL!
Top O The World, Ma!
After his 10 seconds of passion, Tom rests on my neighbours bin, has a cig, and grins to himself, in the knowledge that socks is watching him from the window with seething, hate-filled eyes.
