A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush
restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old
drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a
nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She
took to drinking right after we divorced seven years
ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My Goodness!" says the wife, "Who would think a
person could go on celebrating that long?"
